Hilarious Convos

Haha I found these chat quotes on my comp. Names have been changed:

03:31:43 RobFlynn: “No Bite”, she rebuked.
03:31:46 RobFlynn: Rebuked is a fun word.
03:31:51 RobFlynn: I don’t know if I used it properly, but it is still fun.
03:31:55 Eric Warmenhoven: i like idiosyncratic
03:32:01 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian
03:32:14 Eric Warmenhoven: variations on idiosyncracy are my favorite words.
03:32:20 Eric Warmenhoven: i like them.
03:32:22 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian because it is polysylabic by
defination and practice.
03:32:25 Eric Warmenhoven: that’s one of my idiosyncracies.
03:32:40 RobFlynn: Idiosyncracy is a sesquipedalian.
03:32:48 Eric Warmenhoven: holy crap
03:33:00 RobFlynn: Sesquipedalians such as idiosyncracy are often times
considered ambiguous. Why use a large word when a dimunitve one will suffice?

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(14:54:25) SeanEgan: are you coding now?
(14:55:33) RobFlynn: Nah I gotta go buy pants.
(14:55:37) SeanEgan: haha
(14:55:40) SeanEgan: that was so random

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(02:08:12) gobblegobble: whats a chicken head
(02:08:24) RobFlynn: your mom

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I dislike the random capitalization utilized by fortunes

those aren’t fortunes those are yows I don’t know why lunix fortune gives back yows
Paco-Paco: I understand everything you just said

does it scare you?
Paco-Paco: You have no idea

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(18:45:00) SuperNewbie entered the room.
(18:51:07) SuperNewbie: I’m new and I dont understand how to get into a chat.
(18:51:19) faceprint: you’re in a chat now
(18:51:30) SuperNewbie: Oh OK

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(20:53:30) idiot1: im havn problems with my sound in gaim can any1 help me
(20:54:59) LSchiere2: have you read the faq?
(21:03:35) idiot1: no and im not reading it
(21:03:45) idiot1: cuz it wont help anyways
(21:03:47) LSchiere2: then you will have no help
(21:03:54) LSchiere2: because i wrote it and i know it would help
(21:04:27) LSchiere2: since you already know everything though, you obviously don’t need any help idiot1
(21:05:38) idiot1: nope
(21:05:42) idiot1: opps

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(00:22:45) user: hi
(00:22:47) user: can you help me?
(00:22:56) richielaager: I don’t know.
(00:23:02) user: can i borrow a pencil?
(00:24:13) richielaager: Only if you’re willing to pay transportation costs
to get you the pencil, plus $60/hour for the time it
takes me to transport said pencil to you, plus a pencil
rental fee of $1/day, plus a one time pencil sharpening
service charge of $5.
(00:24:37) user: I have a 100$ in paypal, where do i send it to?
(00:25:10) richielaager: I hear some guys in Nigeria are looking for account
information?
(00:25:32) user: or can you put a pencil feature into gaim? to create a
physical pencil out of a rubber reconstruction machine?
(00:25:50) user: those guys only sent wood- no lead
(00:26:10) user: they told me it was “invisible” lead.
(00:28:27) richielaager: Interesting… They sent me plenty of visible lead,
they said, it’s just waiting for me at a holding company
in Moscow or some place like that.
(00:28:53) user: Seems you’ve been had.
(00:29:09) user: The invisible lead works quite well.
(00:29:28) user: Anyways, I’m here to ask a question.
(00:29:29) richielaager: Damn!
(00:29:42) richielaager: Damn to that too.

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(17:44:15) elb: what’s that one song that’s always played at weddings that’s not the processional or recessional
(17:44:37) tehfox: bridal choral or something?
(17:45:04) seanegan: elb: The Chicken Dance
(17:45:12) elb: seanegan: oh that’s the one
(17:45:34) ***LSchiere boggles
(17:45:56) elb: it’s the one that goes
(17:46:31) elb: dunnn dunnnn dunnnnn dunnnn dunnn DUUNN duun DUUUNNN, dun da-da-di da-da-di da-da-da-di-di-di dunn da-da-di dun-da-di-di-diii-di
(17:49:13) seanegan: Pachelbel’s canon?
(17:49:18) elb: seanegan: YES
(17:49:25) seanegan: hell yeah!
(17:49:25) elb: awesome, thanks
(17:49:28) elb: Kanon in D

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23:58 -!- seanegan is now known as beta7
23:58 Hey, guys, remember me?
23:59 We were all supposed to be working on getting me out.
23:59 you guys remember that?
23:59 -!- mode/#pidgin [+o elb] by ChanServ
23:59 -!- beta7 was kicked from #pidgin by elb [getting feisty, are we?]
23:59 -!- mode/#pidgin [-o elb] by ChanServ
23:59 elb: good job getting beta7 out

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14:44:28 Flyn Orange: You should see gimp try and swim. She goes in circles
’cause she’s only got three legs.
14:44:34 RobFlynn: *giggles*
14:44:39 RobFlynn: Ive seen my cars swim before
14:44:44 RobFlynn: They doggie paddle
14:44:51 Flyn Orange: cats you mean?
14:44:56 RobFlynn: Woops!
14:44:57 RobFlynn: Yeah.
14:44:59 RobFlynn: Cars sink.
14:45:01 Flyn Orange: hehe
14:45:07 Flyn Orange: Yeah. Cars suck at swimming.
14:45:15 RobFlynn: heheh

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